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My Top 10 Dad Jokes

July 1, 2018
Dad, Jokes, Funny, YouTube

Dad Jokes Are Awesome!

If you aren't partial to a dad joke here and there, you aren't living. Dad jokes seem to be in fashion, and if you ask me... they are hilarious.

Here are some of my fav dad jokes for 2018, and a couple of YouTube videos I stumbled across featuring some great dad jokes.

I must warn you though... If you don't like dad jokes, and aren't a parent, you might want to look away now to save yourself from a lot of head shaking and disappointment.
Best Dad Jokes 2018
1. When does a sandwich cook?
When it's bakin' lettuce and tomato.

2. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

3. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

4. When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

5. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

6. The rotation of earth really makes my day.

7. If prisoners could take their own mug shots, they'd be called Cellfies.

8. Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.

9. What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbourhood?
The Spaghetto.

10. I hate elevators. I am going to start taking steps to avoid them.

YouTube Dad Jokes

Here are a couple of Dad Joke videos from YouTube. Enjoy.

Will Ferrell vs. Mark Wahlberg
Victory Church Dad Jokes

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